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Four-Year-Old’s Search For Hidden Christmas Gifts Instead Yields Dad’s Cache of Chocolate Juggs Magazine And Penis Pump

By   /  December 17, 2013  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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Desperately hoping to stumble upon the Polar Express Train set or the Angry Birds stuffed animals he had been hoping to find, little Henry Whitin instead unearthed his father’s stack of Chocolate Juggs magazines and a bright red Excalibur brand penis pump Saturday evening. Compounding the already upsetting situation was Henry’s decision to then parade the [...]

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Multifaith Family’s Christmas Tree Torched by Intolerant Menorah

By   /  December 9, 2013  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments


Religious zealotry reared its ugly head in an otherwise harmonious New Jersey home last week as an obstinate menorah set fire to a thirteen-year-old douglas fir just hours after being erected and decorated. The Jewberg family tree was set ablaze during the early morning hours of December 8th, according to Ari Jewberg, the family’s most [...]

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