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First Time Home-owner and Generally Incapable Handyman Has This Mysterious Plastic Doo-Dad Narrowed Down to Either Part of His Wife’s Breast Pump, or The Furnace.

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Ask new dad (and recent first time homeowner), Jaime Klunie what the “J” stands for in Homer J. Simpson’s middle name, and he’ll tell you in a heartbeat. (It’s Jay, by the way). Ask him if his newly-purchased home is heated with gas or oil, and you’ll just have to be patient while he disappears [...]

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