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Boy With Two Daddies Desperately Needs a Male Role Model

By   /  August 24, 2015  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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Seven-year-old Aiden Stevens has a daddy with whom any young boy would be thrilled. Unfortunately, he has another, equally excellent daddy; which means that, essentially, he is completely lacking in the masculine role model department. Lance Carson and Topher Grillo, partners for 12 years, adopted young Aiden in 2007. Since then, Aiden has not wanted [...]

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Minivan Sticker a Painful Reminder of Adopted Boy’s Place in Family

By   /  August 23, 2015  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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For as long as he can remember, Trang Silverberg’s parents have expressed their love and support for the adopted Korean 11-year-old, reassuring him that they will always love him just as much as his siblings. “They always say, ‘we love you just like your normal brother and sister!’ said Trang, in a recent phone interview. [...]

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Gifted/Talented Students to Get Longer Buses

By   /  August 20, 2015  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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It’s been three long years in the works, but the parents of the city’s gifted/talented have finally gotten their wish: longer buses for their brilliant children. “It just goes to show you, perseverance pays off – especially when the cause, or need, in this case – is such an obvious one,” said Gail Barton, whose [...]

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Woman Eight Months Pregnant Commits Massive Nip Slip

By   /  August 10, 2015  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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Several Whole Foods shoppers and employees got an eyeful of areola Saturday afternoon thanks to Diane McCann’s gargantuan nip-slip. McCann, who is eight months pregnant, first (inadvertantly) introduced Whole Foods deli manager Darren Osten to her rogue nipple after bending over to retrieve the shopping list she had dropped in front of his deli case. [...]

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NINETY-NINE PERCENT of those cute animated films kids enjoy watching again and again carry the same disturbing message. AND IT DOESN’T EXACTLY MAKE US HUMANS LOOK GREAT.   Let’s think back to the Disney classic, Bambi. After little toothpick legs is born, there are essentially three life-changing (and life-ending) events: MAN setting fire to the woods, Bambi’s [...]

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Nannycams Still Catching “The Help” Ripping Us Off Blind

By   /  August 6, 2015  /  Today's Headlines  /  No Comments

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Do you ever wonder what kind of riffraff the woman you’ve entrusted with your defenseless, innocent babies is (or isn’t), doing while your slaving away at your job? Well, the answer might surprise you. Unless you have a nannycam; in which case the answer will probably not surprise you since you wouldn’t be spying on [...]

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