Hitler “A Dick,” According To Upper West Side Student’s Winning Book Report
Local Upper West Side twelve year-old Brian Galavan pulled no punches when considering the title for a recent assignment given to him at PS-334. The title, which teachers found to be insightful, concise, and perfectly accurate, was: “Hitler = dick.” “I had heard about the guy from my parents before, but after I really sat [...]
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They say there are two kinds of women in this world: women who defecate on the delivery room table, and women who lie about (not) defecating on the delivery room table. Apparently, there are two kinds of men out there as well: men who poo upon seeing the gore of childbirth, and men who do not. Unfortunately [...]
Read More →IS YOUR TEEN ON GOD?
It’s every parent’s worst nightmare. One minute your teenage child is the sullen, misanthropic jerk who hates everything about you that you’ve come to tolerate, and the next: they’re a wide-eyed, alert and happy God-freak; spewing nauseating positivity all over the place. There are no real answers for why this happens to teenagers (and their [...]
Read More →Is Purell Killing You And Your Family?
THE ANSWER JUST MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. When was the last time you didn’t see a Purell dispenser? Can’t think of one? Well, that’s because for every thirty square feet of America, there are six Purell dispensers. But what, exactly, is Purell? And is it killing those who use it? Short answer? No, of course it isn’t killing [...]
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New Little Laura Louse Doll Grows REAL Head Lice, Has World’s Tiniest Comb
April 17, 2013
They say the best ideas strike when you least expect. Just ask Jaclyn Nettles, the Brooklyn mother who, while watching her twin daughters playfully comb the dead lice carcasses out of each others freshly-deloused hair, came upon her idea for a lice-hosting doll. The doll, dubbed Little Laura Louse, grows real head lice (yes, REAL head lice!
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