How do they work? Good question! According to the instructions, you stick them on your belly so mom and dad can pipe in sophisticated, classical music. Because God forbid your baby doesn’t pop out whistling sophisticated, classy music. We recommend the purchaser of bellybuds have their baby listen to instructional CDs on how to deal with gullible, easily bamboozled parents. Well, at least they’re only… $49.99?! Good Lord.
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Do you ever wonder what kind of riffraff the woman you’ve entrusted with your defenseless, innocent babies is (or isn’t), doing while you’re off ignoring your wee ones? Well, the answer might surprise you. Unless you have a nannycam; in which case the answer will probably not surprise you since you wouldn’t be spying on her in the first place if you weren’t suspicious.
April 17, 2013
They say the best ideas strike when you least expect. Just ask Jaclyn Nettles, the Brooklyn mother who, while watching her twin daughters playfully comb the dead lice carcasses out of each others freshly-deloused hair, came upon her idea for a lice-hosting doll. The doll, dubbed Little Laura Louse, grows real head lice (yes, REAL head lice!
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Great job here. I really enjoyed what you had to say. Keep going because you definitely bring a new voice to this subject. Not many people would say what youve said and still make it interesting. Well, at least Im interested. Cant wait to see more of this from you.
18 years ago I was 32 weeks pregnant with my daughter. Wedged in, butt first. My midwife told me to be prepared for a breech birth. At childbirth class that week our instructor told me she’d heard of a trick to get breech babies to turn. I played music, and yes, it was sophisticated and classical. What else would you want your unborn child to listen to ? Bach cello suites. Through Walkman headphones. It worked then, and after, when she was fussy, that piece of music seemed to have a particularly calming effect on her.
I probably wouldn’t have bought the belly buds, well, maybe I would, depending on the sound quality. Not THAT easily bamboozled~