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Delousing Parties All the Rage For Itchy Upper West Side Families

There were over fifteen thousand guests at little Bobby Astrid’s last party, but by the time it was over, only ten remained. Why? Because this was a very special party; a party that hundreds of kids just like Bobby are having every day. It was a delousing party! “When I began telling people that I [...]
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BELLY BUDS
How do they work? Good question! According to the instructions, you stick them on your belly so mom and dad can pipe in sophisticated, classical music. Because God forbid your baby doesn’t pop out whistling sophisticated, classy music. We recommend the purchaser of bellybuds have their baby listen to instructional CDs on how to [...]
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