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Hitler “A Dick,” According To Upper West Side Student’s Winning Book Report

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Local Upper West Side twelve year-old Brian Galavan pulled no punches when considering the title for a recent assignment given to him at PS-334. The title, which teachers found to be insightful, concise, and perfectly accurate, was: “Hitler = dick.”

“I had heard about the guy from my parents before, but after I really sat down and learned what this jerk did, boy, he really made me mad.”

The report, which earned Galavan a “P” (PS-334 grades on a Pass/Fail basis), was submitted to The Wittington National Writing Contest at the urging of Brian’s teachers. Results of the contest, currently being judged by an esteemed panel of educators in Boston and Philadelphia, will be made public within the next two weeks, according to their web site.

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