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TV Remote Swaddled With Baby – Again

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By   /   October 9, 2013  /   No Comments

Once again, 32-year-old stay-at-home dad, Steven Manning, managed to swaddle his beloved television remote with three-month-old daughter Ava; initiating a frantic apartment search. It wasn’t until the combination of his daughter’s sobs and the television channels randomly changing by themselves that he realized what had happened.

Fortunately, Manning was able to extract the remote in time for the second half (Fast Money!) of Family Feud.

Oddly enough, this is not the first time that the stay-at-home…oh Christ, let’s face it….fucking guy’s unemployed. ANYway, this is not the first time this has happened. On April 13, Manning swaddled his daughter with his iPad, and just days prior, bundled-up the poor girl with a half-full Fosters Beer oil can.

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